Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Michael Brown

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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