What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Anti Joke

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