Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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religion

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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