A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Michael Brown

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

European on my shoes, buddy.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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