- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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