Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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Guess what? AIDS!

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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kennah campion... being nice

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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