- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

What stops a train? A missile

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

This statement is false.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.