- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

I love you

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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