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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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