- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??