Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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Anti Joke

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