- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

what's worse then a blowjob?

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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