yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Rebecca Black's career.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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