Jersey Shore.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

An Asian with a big dick.

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Water? I hardly know her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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