Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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Jersey Shore.

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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