Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

NASCAR

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

The holocaust

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Actually it was me Josh brown

Liverpool City Football Club

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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