whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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