Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

your face

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Women's rights.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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