- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

I enjoy Popcorn

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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