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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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