What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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Your mamas so fat, that any level of physical exercise is strenuous, but also mentally challenging, as she feels that there is a negative astigmatism attached to sweaty, red-faced overweight individuals trying to burn those pounds. This in turn makes her ashamed of the gastronomically decadent life she once lived, and so she doesn't have the confidence to try and reverse the damage she did during those insecure teenage years, instead comforting herself with the sugary, fatty bane of her life. She therefore lives in a vicious circle, angry at herself and the society that won't accept her. But remaining incredibly, repulsively fat.

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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