What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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