- Anti Joke

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

Four surgeons are taking a coffee break: 1st surgeon says "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." 2nd surgeon says "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." 3rd surgeon says "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is color coded." 4th surgeon says "I prefer Chelsea fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and asses are interchangeable."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.