What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

A fish swims up your penis...

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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