- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

My three children are three big mistakes.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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