why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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