What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

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Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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