- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Your text.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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