- Anti Joke

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...