- Anti Joke

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What is a jew in space? Dead

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.