In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

this website even though its hilarious.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

A man penetrates another man.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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