- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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