whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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this is stupid .... yep

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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i committed murder

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Anti Joke

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