- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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