- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

I regret everything.....

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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