-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

9/11 my birthday

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Can anyone Lenin money?

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

Cliterus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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