What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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religion

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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don't just stand there

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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