- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Boner

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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