there was once a jew

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Stephen Hawking

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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