- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.