- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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