- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

LO AND BEHOLD!

What? Huh?

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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