what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

I have a horse.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

This statement is false.

What do u call a cripple Biv

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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