- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

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