- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

the power to turn magnetism into light

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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