- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Cripples are lame.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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