- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Knock Knock The doors already open

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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