How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Raveena Thandhan

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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There was a boy named Steven, a son of a rich business man. Steven was an interesting child though, as he always kept care to one of his possessions. That possession being a plain, old, brown box. On Steven's fourth birthday his father said he could have anything in the world he wanted, just name it. Steven said he wanted two quarters to put in his box. The father agreed and gave his son two quarters to put in his box. Every year the father would say he could have anything he wished for, and Steven just asked for two quarters. Nothing more. On Steven's 18th birthday he got into a severe car crash. The father stood over the hospital bed where Steven lay. "I can get you the best doctors in the world. They can save you, please let me get you this for your birthday!" The boy shook his head. "All I want is two quarters" Steven replied. The father was distraught. "Son, tell me why you've wanted these two quarters every year you have been alive instead of anything else in the world". The boy complied. "Fine I'll tell you." Then Steven died before he could tell the father. The End.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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Shltskc gw? G

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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