- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Llamaworm

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

Women's rights

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

y u no like me joke?

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

Women drivers...

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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