A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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