What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

13 =B you just learned something

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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