what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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well now

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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