- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

woman's rights

black people

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What's worse than this That :(

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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