- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

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