If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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