Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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