Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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black people

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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