- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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