- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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