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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

There once was this guy and he fell down

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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