Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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