A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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Your Mom

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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