Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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