why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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there was once a jew

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If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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Banana Hamock.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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Anti Joke

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