Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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Buzi vagy!

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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