Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What do you call your mom? Mom

here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

[Set up] [No punch line]

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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