- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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A cat playing laser tag.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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