All of these jokes are about white people

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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