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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Arrow in the Knee!

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

ask me if im a door yes

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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