- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

you suck

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What do you call double A's? Batteries

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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