- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Chris is hairy

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Boner

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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