- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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