- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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