- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

What is a jew in space? Dead

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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