why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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This is hypothetical remember, just examples with no roots in real life events. The problem with your former employee, was that he would easily have played the victim, certain organizations would have paid him a fortune for the intel he had collected, and surely also agreed to let him walk away, and get you and your small (relatively) crack team death penalty on the spot, just like the underground, you would have been branded terrorists simply because certain people would have earned billions by doing so. The wizard would most likely have gone free, as long as he shared every tiny bit of info, then the cops, the feds, would have blamed it all on you for being his supervisor, you would not have survived the ordeal, trust me.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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