There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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