- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

If you have a stroke, call 000

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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