What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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