- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

You know whats funny Aids

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

I literally died laughing

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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