- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

What do you call your mom? Mom

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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