why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What did the fish say after he

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Mooses

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

what are you mike bibby?

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