what are you mike bibby?

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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