The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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The WNBA.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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