- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

There once was this guy and he fell down

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

A seal walks into a club.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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